Friday, September 28, 2007

Be afraid, be very afraid

Fun with fundamentalist christianity... Part 1

Watch out folks, if everything fundamental Christians says is true and we should follow the bible to a T, you should be aware of many other things you do in life... i.e.

Shrimp/shelfish eating:

Leviticus 11: 9-12

9 “‘This is what YOU may eat of everything that is in the waters: Everything that has fins and scales in the waters, in the seas and in the torrents, those YOU may eat. 10 And everything in the seas and the torrents that has no fins and scales, out of every swarming creature of the waters and out of every living soul that is in the waters, they are a loathsome thing for YOU. 11 Yes, they will become a loathsome thing to YOU. YOU must not eat any of their flesh, and YOU are to loathe their dead body. 12 Everything in the waters that has no fins and scales is a loathsome thing to YOU.

Mixing seeds/mixed fiber clothing:

Watch out what you're buying this winter, mixing fibers is a big nono. Linen and wool, nuhh-ughh, silk/wool sweater, don't even look at it, and you know those stretch denim jeans that you ladies were hoping to wear so you can tuck 'em inside your boots and look fantastic? not if you don't want to end up in hell!

Leviticus 19: 19

19 “‘YOU people should keep my statutes: You must not interbreed your domestic animals of two sorts. You must not sow your field with seeds of two sorts, and you must not put upon yourself a garment of two sorts of thread, mixed together.

TBC

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